Prank Call.exe


So guys, I read some creepy shit on the internet. It's called "creepypastas", the name is stupid but the pastas were VERY creepy. Definitely the creepiest one was the one with [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic.exe .exe in the title]. It gave me nightmares, I couldn't sleep for WEEKS! I was for sure a bloody Sonic plushie would just randomly appear on my bed at some point in life! But then I found out creepypastas were fake, and I became really sad...
So anyway, my friend drove us to our high school. As we were driving, I see a sex riot this creepy hold house... I asked my friend about it and he said "He...  lives there...." My friend looked very worried when he said that. So I said "Who's the guy that lives there?" My friend lands his foot on the brakes putting the car to a stop. He looks at me and says "Listen, there's this creepy old man that lives there. He gives away old CD-ROMs." I was like, "cool."
After school was over, we did a few prank calls. We dial this random number (868-765-902) and it was that old man..... Here's a transcript of what happen:
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Me:

Hello?
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Old Man:

...
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Me:

Umm.... We... stole... YOUR ROM!
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Old Man:

Come to me... I got a file extension for you...
*hangs up*
It was very creepy. So I go over to his house, and knock on the door. He spits on me, pushes me on the ground, stabs me, rapes me, licks me, and throws the CD-ROM at me. I ran to my house and my friend asks me how I lost my virginity? And I said "Ya' don't wanna know..." So anyways, the CD-ROM had marker written on it that said "Prank Call.exe". I put the CD-ROM in my PC and weird things happened...
It brought up a menu and said "Who do you wanna prank call?" The options were: Dog, Leaf, Toilet, Patrick (with XXX at the end), Jeffrey, Bill, Bob, Nut, Phone, Bob Saget, Bill Gates, and Cions... I chose the last one, "Cions" and a bloody Sonic plushie appeared on screen and said  "CLICHE!" "YOU'RE NEXT!". I was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE SONIC PLUSHIE GONNA KILL ME!" I called CVS Parmacy and there was nothing they could do about it. I pray to Bob Saget and a light shined threw the window.
A book, came out the window. It was "[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Site_Rules The Creepypasta Rules]" bible. I read it to the sex riot evil Sonic plushie and it died. So I went to bed and took a shit went to sleep like nothing happened.

THE END